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Joke of the Day

"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""

"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."

"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"

"Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)"

"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to beat the room for being black."

"Did you know Robert E. Lee was an honor student in high school? He was also voted most likely to secede."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"