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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"

"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."

"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."

"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"

"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."