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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."
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"I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all."
"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"
"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."
"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."