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Joke of the Day
"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"
"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"
"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."
"What did one architect say to the other? ""I see the floor in your plan."""
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."
"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."
"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""