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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
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"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."
"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."
"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"
"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."
"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."
"""Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous"" ""I see a lot of new faces in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"""
"How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you? He leaves a dark mark"