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Joke of the Day

"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."

"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."

"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."

"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."

"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."

"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""

"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"