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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"
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"What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !"
"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"A clown walks into a strip club and says... Someone throw a pie in my face!"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"
"If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder."
"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."