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"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"
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"I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians."
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."
"Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job. I guess uh.. I'll just leave"
"*stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes"
"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."
"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."
"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"