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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend told me to f*ck her like a man So I put it in her ass and called her Jeff"
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"Someone said my clothes were gay I said ""yeah they came out of the closet this morning"""
"What did the deer first say when he got to church? Deer God, please forgive me of my sins."
"What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger? Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field."
"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."
"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"
"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"
"Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I'm worth it goddamnit."