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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 69-ing in China? Tu Can Chu"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"

"My Grandad invented the roller coaster. But the cups just slide off the coffee table."

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has cotton balls!"

"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"

"dave is coming to play poker ""dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?"" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]"

"There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure."