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Joke of the Day
"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"
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"Research shows that, on average, men tend to write longer sentences than women. They don't get periods."
"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."
"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."
"What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home? When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!"
"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""
"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."
"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."
"Fucking irony. My girlfriend of 2.5 years wants a threesome, but doesn't want to share me with other girl..... Update, she would consider if she was witn me and some unknown girl."
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"