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Joke of the Day

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""

"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."

"Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!"

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."