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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery There were too many frames"
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"As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
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"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."
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"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."