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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"

"When I went to church today I farted So I sat in pew"

"Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid."

"I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall."

"I'm gonna drag a terrified family into a shack in the woods at knife point but then just make them have a Wii bowling tournament with me."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""

"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."