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Joke of the Day
"When I went to church today I farted So I sat in pew"
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"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."
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"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"
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"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"
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