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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"[gets pulled over] cop: ""sir, do you know how fast you were going?"" [i've swapped places with the dog] me: ""answer the man"""

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet."

"Why can't you find pirates in Kansas? They all live in Arkansas"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."