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Joke of the Day
"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."
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"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"
"Please be patient...I'm fcuking things up as fast as I can."
"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"
"With great power comes huge electricity bill"
"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."
"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."
"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"