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Joke of the Day

"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"My psychologist said that I am losing my mind, and I don't agree. I'd say that my mind is losing me."

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."

"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"

"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."

"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"

"11/10 people don't understand statistics ."