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Joke of the Day

"Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest"

"Did you hear about the two radio antennae who fell in love and decided to get married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent."

"How many people who subscribed to r/The_Donald does it take to screw in a light bulb? Obviously more than one because it's still dark in their mother's basement."

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."

"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."

"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"

"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""