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Joke of the Day
"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"
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"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."
"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone."
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."