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Joke of the Day
"Some call it alcoholism, I call it ""keeping my emotions hydrated"""
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"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"
"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"
"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"
"What did Tennesee?? What Arkansas.."
"Who takes the most drugs? The police."
"I caught my kid jacking off the other day I told him if he kept it up he'd go blind. He said, ""dad, I'm over here"""