92594
Joke of the Day
"I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available."
Next Joke
"A man walks into the bedroom holding a sheep, And says, I just wanted to show you the pig I was fucking. His wife says that's not a pig, and he responds I know I was talking to the sheep."
"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"
"I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success."
"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"
"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"