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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me."

"There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack, who I believe is in the process of becoming a suitcase."

"Pro tip for picking up girls keep your back straight and lift with your knees."

"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"What did Moses say to the guy who wanted a boat I Noah guy"

"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."

"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."

"Well if we're doing pirate jokes, here's one a classmate dropped on us: What's a pirate's favorite movie about the Iranian Hostage Crisis? Arrrrrrrrrgo."