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Joke of the Day

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."

"I like my women like I like my scotch... ...12 years old."

"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"

"I've decided to become a raw carnivore... I guess you can say I'm going cold turkey"

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"

"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."

"If you watch Cinderella backwards.. It's about a woman who learns her place."

"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."

"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."

"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."