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"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."
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"Wife: can you change the baby Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one Me: ..."
"Q: How old is Tyrion Lannister? A: Peter Dinkl-age"
"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"
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"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady? Monica Lewinsky"
"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."