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Joke of the Day

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts."

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""

"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."

"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"