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Joke of the Day

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"

"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."

"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."

"Every tweet has 140 characters and if some of you learned the difference between it's and its you'd have one to spare."

"Bread -mummy I'm tired of always eating bread from yesterday! When will we eat bread that was made TODAY? -tomorrow darling."

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."