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Joke of the Day

"I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter."

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife."

"Why does Euler's Number say it's ""going number 2"" when it pees? Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now."

"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"Once upon a time the hardest decision we had to make was to choose our favorite color in a crayon box..."

"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"

"FUNNIEST FIGHT EVER!!!! JUST JOKE VIDEOS"

"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"