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Joke of the Day
"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"
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"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."
"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't"
"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."
"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."