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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
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"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"
"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"
"How do you call the homosexuell mathematic department of ISIS? - Analisis"
"Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies Feminists were upset they didn't name an app similarly for women."
"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."
"So this morning my fiance rolls over and says ,""honey I think I have a fever this morning."" To which I reply, ""pics or didn't happen."""