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Joke of the Day
"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""
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"What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet"
"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"
"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."
"What are Mario's overalls made of? Pixels."
"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."
"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""
"My iWatch says I masturbated for 6 miles today!!"
"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"