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Joke of the Day
"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."
Next Joke
"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"
"Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones."
"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."
"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"
"So this guy walks into a bar... JOHN CENA! LIVE AT SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAAM!"
"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."
"One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment."
"Why do plants hate math? ... Because it gives them square roots"