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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"

"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."

"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"

"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."

"Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road? There are skidmarks before the dog."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."

"how do you call a white racist whitler"