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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet."

"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."

"Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no"

"How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? Three Fifths"

"What is a short punchy statement? Boxing Midgets."

"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."

"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."

"A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: ""Trick or treat!"" Neighbor says to his wife, ""That's the spirit""."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"

"Diarrhea is actually hereditary. It runs in your jeans."