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Joke of the Day

"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."