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Joke of the Day

"The election between Trump and Clinton was just like sex. You could've either take the ass hole or the cunt."

"What's the worst part about pissing outside in the winter? Getting a 2 inch dick out of 3 inches of clothing. Stay warm out there!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid."

"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"

"Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!"

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"