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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
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"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."
"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"
"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."
"I had a funny dream last night Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake but when I woke up I found I was asleep."
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."
"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."