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Joke of the Day
"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"
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"Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now"
"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"
"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"*scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* ""She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"""
"""you look good have you been working out"" [me thinking about earlier when i taekwondo kicked a birdbath like 7 times til it fell over] Yeah"
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
"What is the best city to stream a movie? Buffa lo"