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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."

"My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."

"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."

"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."

"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."

"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"

"Once you go black... ..you become a single mother. ^^^sorry"