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Joke of the Day

"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""

"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"

"No one talks to you on the bus when you're shaking a box of Milk Duds that your head phones are plugged into."

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."

"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """

"Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe? I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time"

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."