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Joke of the Day
"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."
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"Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come."""
"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."
"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"
"Instead of getting Xbox Live I just drive to the skate park & pay obnoxious teenagers $60 to call me gay."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"
"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."
"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."