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Joke of the Day
"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."
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"Oscar Pistorius was released from jail into his uncles custody I heard his uncles shitting himself, safer than using the toilet"
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"
"What makes cows and horses so valuable? They have a lot of moo/neigh."
"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."