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Joke of the Day
"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."
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"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"
"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"
"If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up."
"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"
"Peyton Manning is opening a bakery. As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"