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Joke of the Day

"Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe? I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time"

"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."

"Throw away the outside, cook the inside. Eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is it? [riddle] Cut on red needles, only nine trees heave empty crackers on bulls. [best of luck]"

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"

"I was talking to my friend earlier. I thought, ""Why on earth are you called Earlier?"""

"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"