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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls? Parker gets paid for his selfies."

"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""

"What is the first derivative of a cow? A prime rib."

"ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening [flashback] GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot"

"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"