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Joke of the Day
"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
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"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"Patient: Doctor I am very nervous. You know this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry it's my first extraction too."
"I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening."
"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."
"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."
"Weirdest Smashing Pumpkins Remix Video nsfw while i was chubbin' i found this and laughs tears of cum"