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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."
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"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it was lunch"
"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."
"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."
"What do you call a bread that catches a cold? Flu-catcher bread"
"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."
"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""