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Joke of the Day

"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."

"Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives? Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke"

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?"

"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins."

"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""

"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"

"Donald Trump ... ill see myself out"