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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."

"Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it's Greek."

"Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together."

"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."

"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"

"It's 2012 and we still don't serve all food in a bread bowl."