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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."
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"Paddy and Michael are out walking when Paddy falls down a well.... Michael shouts down ""Paddy! have you broken anything???"" Paddy replies ""No! there's nothing down here to break!"""
"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."
"I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste."
"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."
"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."
"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"