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Joke of the Day

"A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes."

"For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope."

"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."

"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"sticks and stones may break my bones but if you say the right words i'd probably break my own bones too"

"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."

"I'm starting a new Egyptian fraternity, would you like to join? It's called Delta Delta Delta."

"What do you call a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"