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Joke of the Day
"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."
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"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."
"Wasn't gay marriage always legal? Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day."
"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."
"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."
"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."
"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."
"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"